8:00 AM - Wake up, because your existential dread has finally subsided. For now.
9:00 AM - Coffee, because you're clearly not a functioning adult. Grab a coffee before the real chaos begins.
10:00 AM - The Apocalypse, because who needs a meeting when the world is ending?
11:00 AM - Emergency meeting to discuss the impending doom. Join the Zoom call
12:00 PM - Lunch break, because your stomach is the only thing that's still functioning. Grab a sandwich
1:00 PM - The second coming of the apocalypse. Don't worry, it's just a drill. Or is it?
3:00 PM - The world as we know it ends. The fun begins
5:00 PM - The survivors of the apocalypse gather for a well-deserved beer bash