It's Tuesday, and the world is on the brink of doom. The coffee machine is on the fritz, the intern is on the phone, and the boss is breathing down our necks. It's time to start the countdown to the apocalypse.
We've got 24 hours to save the world, or what's left of it. Our team of expert prophets has been tasked with predicting the exact date and time of the apocalypse. And, well, it's not like we've had much experience with this sort of thing before.
Here's the current forecast:
Apocalypse Date: Tomorrow
Apocalypse Time: High noon, exactly.
Stay tuned for updates, and try not to get too distracted by the cat playing the accordion outside the window.
Or, you know, just go ahead and check the What to Expect subpage for more information.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, head over to the Our Methodology subpage to learn more about how we're predicting the apocalypse.