Today's schedule is a never-ending cycle of existential dread and mild disappointment. Here's your agenda:
9:00 AM - Coffee Break (just kidding, it's just a sugar crash)
10:00 AM - Turrmoil Meetings (because who needs human connections when you can just stare at spreadsheets? Meetings: The never-ending abyss)
12:00 PM - Lunchtime (just pretend the fluorescent lights aren't slowly sucking the soul out of you)
2:00 PM - Turrmoil Training (Learn how to pretend to care - 3 hours of PowerPoint)
4:00 PM - Turrmoil Tea Time (where you can finally take a break, but only if you're not on the clock)