Today's Special Report: "The Creative Czarina" has declared war on productivity. Meetings are now mandatory and will last until further notice.
A memo from the Departmental Drama Committee has been circulating, detailing the new rules and regulations for this week's creative catastrophe.
Read the memo and tremble before the might of the Creative Czarina.
As the sun sets over the wasteland, the Creative Czarina's grip on the office tightens. Will you be able to withstand the creative onslaught?
Or will you succumb to the forces of boredom and despair?
Only time will tell.