Today's Horoscope:
This week, the stars align in favor of the new Overlord's ascension to power. Expect a 90% chance of chaos, a 50% chance of world domination, and a 100% chance of poorly made PowerPoint presentations.
The Inauguration of the New Overlord
This Week's Predictions:
- The Overlord's Hair will turn a deeper shade of crimson this week.
- The Coffee machine in the break room will spit out 17 consecutive cups of coffee, shattering the world record.
- The new Overlord's favorite snack, 'Doomsday Dip', will be stocked in the break room fridge, causing an immediate 4-star review on Yelp.
Subpage of the Inauguration:
For those who cannot get enough of the new Overlord's greatness, we have a special subpage dedicated to the most epic moments of the Inauguration. Click here for more.