Each week, we gather here to issue dire warnings to those who refuse to listen. Today's topics:
It's coming, and it's not just a matter of 'boring'. The Great Flattening of All Flavors will soon render all taste buds useless, leaving only the most mundane sustenance. Heed our warning, and stock up on spices!
This Week's Terror: The Rise of the Robot Uprising Office Horror Stories: Tales from the Prophets' Desks