THURSDAY THUNDERBOLTS: OFFICIAL WEEKLY WARNINGS

Welcome to this week's special edition of Thursday Thunderbolts! Because you know, Thursday is the real hero.

Warning 1: Don't forget to water your succulents, they're getting a little crispy.

Warning 2: The apocalypse is coming, and it's not just for the birds.

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WARNING: The coffee machine in the break room has been possessed by a malevolent spirit.

WARNING: The stapler has been replaced with a sentient, judgmental gaze.