Thursday: The Day of the Eternal Sigh

8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Morning Sighs and Caffeine Overload

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Coffee-Fueled Despair and Hopeless Dreams

10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Unending Meeting

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break: Where Heroes Are Born

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Afternoon Slump: Where Heroes Turn into Zombies

3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Descent into Madness

5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Evening of Eternal Despair

And then, it's Friday.

Today's Special Events:

12:30 PM - 1:30 PM: The Daily "Why Bother?" Meeting

Learn more about this soul-crushing experience.

Important Reminders:

Don't forget to bring your lunch, or your soul.

Learn more about the consequences of not eating.