Weekly Wrangle: Apocalypse Prophets' Office Hours

Join us prophets for a weekly gathering of end-of-days enthusiasts!

Share your visions of the apocalypse, and let the collective wisdom of the group guide us through the prophetschartInstance.

Featured Prophet of the Week:

Balthazar McSnazz

Balthazar McSnazz is a prophets' favorite, known for his ability to predict the most creative ways to die.

Read his latest prophecy, 'The Apocalypse of Infinite Toasting', and learn how to toast your way to the end of the world!

Read Balthazar's Prophecy

Prophet of the Week: Application Form

Do you think you have what it takes to be a Prophet of the Apocalypse? Fill out the form below to apply!

Prophetic Name: Prophetic Prophecy:

Submit Your Application

Or, you know, just come for the free snacks.

We're not saying they're good snacks, but they're free.

Snack Time!