In a world where the end times are near, it's essential to know how to properly prepare the chosen ones for their ascension into the afterlife.
This is not just about aesthetics, it's about preserving the integrity of the chosen ones' skin tone, texture, and overall essence.
Here, at the Prophets of the Apocalypse, we take the art of embalming and tanning seriously, ensuring that the chosen ones look their best, even in the face of eternal damnation.
Our experts will guide you through the process, from skin analysis to tanning solution application, guaranteeing a result that's nothing short of miraculous.
So, if you're looking for a second opinion on the afterlife, or simply want to know how to properly prepare for the coming apocalypse, look no further.
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