Operations
Jessica Jones Communications Officer
Latest Operations Update
- Successfully managed to rebrand "Armageddon" as "Apocalypse 2.0" for marketing purposes.
- Developed a comprehensive 5-alarm system for alerting the masses that the world is ending.
- Conducted an in-depth analysis of the optimal number of survivors to aim for in post-apocalyptic scenarios, concluding that 17 is the new "magic number".
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Upcoming Events
- Apocalypse 2.0 Launch Party
- Survivalist Self-Defense Class
- Free Pizza for the First 10,000 Survivors
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