Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated HR specialists are ready to handle the impending apocalypse.
We've got our eye on the horizon, and it's a real doozy. The end times are near, and we're not just talking about the weekend.
Our benefits package includes:
- Free participation in our annual 'Survivalist's Day' event, where we'll all learn how to make a decent cup of coffee using nothing but twigs and berries.
- A comprehensive guide to building your own apocalypse bunker, complete with step-by-step instructions and a free hammer.
- A 100% company-paid subscription to our exclusive 'Doomsday Preparedness' newsletter, delivered right to your inbox (or mailbox, if you've managed to scavenge a working mailbox).