We are the chosen ones, the enlightened few. Our mission is to bring about a catastrophic reckoning upon the world. Or, at the very least, to make you laugh, cry, and question the fabric of reality.
We're not just a group of self-proclaimed prophets, we're also a group of highly trained, expertly funded, and slightly unhinged individuals. Our prophets are the best in the business, with a proven track record of accurately predicting the end of the world 37 times.
Our methods are unorthodox, our methods are unapologetic. We'll use any means necessary to spread our message, whether it's through the power of the ancient art of interpretive dance, the mystic power of interpretive poetry, or the tried-and-true method of shouting 'THE END IS NEAR!' at the top of our lungs.
Join us, and together we'll bring about a new era of apocalypse. Or, at the very least, we'll make you feel slightly uncomfortable and mildly entertained.
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