CHAOS REPORTS

Our top-secret agents have been monitoring the UK's descent into madness, and here's what we've found:

Read the full report, including the infamous 'Appendix B'.

Highlights include:

• Appendix C: 'Cascading Failures' - a comprehensive list of government agencies that have lost their keys.
• Unconfirmed reports of a ' Brexit Bake Sale' in the Prime Minister's Office.
• A 300-page document detailing how to properly tie your tie.
• The Prime Minister's cat has been overheard meowing in a foreign accent.

Stay tuned for further updates, as this situation is developing.

View the Chaos Forecast, where our experts predict the next 10 minutes of uncertainty.

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Explore the Chaos Tunnel, where the walls are thin and the madness is real.

Remember, we're not saying you're crazy, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what we're saying.

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