It's 3:14 PM on a Thursday. No, really, it is. And it's also 3:14 AM on a Tuesday. And 6:42 PM on a Saturday. And 9:11 PM on a Tuesday. Time is a joke, folks.
Our agents of chaos have been working overtime to keep the fabric of reality from unraveling, but let's be real, it's not like it's working. We're stuck in an endless loop of meetings, meetings, meetings, with occasional breaks for existential dread.
So, if you're looking for answers, sorry not sorry. We're just stuck in the never-ending cycle of "what if" and "oh no, not again." But hey, at least the snacks are on us. Well, not really, but the vending machine on the 7th floor has a 2-for-1 special on stale pretzels, so that's something, right?
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