We've got a whole lot of people who think they're the chosen ones, and they're right! Well, sort of. We've got prophets, seers, and mystics, all with their hands out for donations. Our clients are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the best of the best, or at least they think they are.
Our Clients: The True Beliebers
These aren't your run-of-the-mill prophets. No, no, no. They've got their own spin on the apocalypse, and it's a real doozy. Think Jesus Christ, but with better hair.
Our Clients: Angels and Demons
Because who needs actual divine intervention when you've got a PR firm? These guys are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Prophets).