Mission Statement
Our Clients
Meet the Brave Souls Who Trust Us
At Underpants Cooperative, we serve a diverse range of clients, including:
- Apocalypse Preppers: Because who doesn't want to be prepared for the end of the world?
- Cyber-Sorcerers: For those who want to cast a spell of doom and gloom on their enemies (or their neighbors, or their spouses...)
- Time-Traveling accountants: Because who doesn't want to audit the past and the future?
Our clients are the best, and we're honored to serve them.
Meet the Prophets