Energy Healing
Our patented, prophets-approved energy healing methods will make you feel like a million bucks! Or at least, a moderately satisfied person. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated pros will guide you through the process of channeling the divine energy of the apocalypse.
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- Reiki with a side of existential dread
- Aromatherapy with the scent of impending doom
- Meditation with a focus on survival instincts
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