Welcome, fellow prophets! Are you tired of waiting in line for the apocalypse? Do you dream of being the one who gets the coffee shop table by the window? Look no further, friend!
1. Assume you're already in front of the line. Confidence is key, folks!
2. Make "urgent" faces. The more desperate you look, the more likely people will move out of your way.
3. Use your "prophet eyes". Gaze intensely into the eyes of your fellow waiters. It's like a game of chicken, but with more waiting.
But wait, there's more! Check out our expert guides:
Advanced Techniques for those with more... let's say, experience.
Line Cutting for Fun! Because who needs the apocalypse when you can cut in line for a free hug?