As a Prophet of the Apocalypse, one must be able to decipher the hidden meaning behind every scribbled margin and cryptic note. It's not just about the words on the page, it's about the spaces between them.
Our methods are rooted in the ancient art of decoding the ink splotches, a lost technique passed down through the ages. It's a delicate dance of squinting, cross-referencing, and interpretive leaps.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Scribble Analysis Lab to see for yourself the intricacies of our craft.
Learn the basics of decoding the ink splotches with our Ink Splotch Decoding Primer.
And for the advanced practitioner, we recommend Advanced Scribble Interpretation Techniques.