Our Methods - Mind Control Scribbles

By the power of our collective mind, we shall shape the fabric of reality!

Or at least, that's the plan. In reality, we mostly just scribble random thoughts on the wall and hope someone notices.

Telekinetic Techniques - Because who needs a wand when you have a mind? Neuro-synclastic Intricacies - The art of tangling brains like spaghetti. Chrono-Disruptions - Because who needs time when you can break it?

(Disclaimer: Our methods have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, and an increased risk of being taken seriously by the authorities.)