Prophets of the Apocalypse Inc. - Telepathy Services

Read the Minds of the Damned, Sort Of.

Are you tired of just guessing what your coworkers are thinking? Do you want to know the secrets of the universe? Look no further than Prophets of the Apocalypse Inc. - Telepathy Services!

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets can read the minds of anyone, anywhere. (As long as they have a brain, and not too many thoughts at once. That's just cruel.)

Services include:

• Reading People's Minds
• Mind Control Services
• Telekinetic Consulting