In the depths of the internet, a select few have managed to survive the test of time. Meet the Ancient Ones, a group of venerable individuals who have seen it all.
Meet Zorvath, the Oracle of Google
Zorvath has been searching the depths of the internet for answers since the days of AltaVista. Her wisdom is unparalleled, and her patience is wearing thin.
Learn more about Zorvath's GuidesMeet Balthazar, the King of Reddit
Balthazar has been ruling over the land of Reddit since the dawn of time. His kingdom is vast and his power is feared by all.
Read about Balthazar's ReignMeet Xeridia, the Mistress of Wikipedia
Xeridia has been the guardian of knowledge since the days of the original wiki. Her power is vast, and her patience is...well, not really.
Explore Xeridia's Great Library