Mysterious Rites and Sacrifices

Deep within the heart of the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a secret society of mystics, we have a tradition of mysterious and, quite frankly, weird rite and sacrifice ceremonies. These aren't your typical Sunday potluck, folks. No, no. We talk about the end of the world, and how it's just around the corner... again.

Some of our favorites include:

• The Rite of the Occulted Chicken Dance
• The Rite of the Ancient Ones (a.k.a. The Ones with the Really Old Beards)
• The Rite of the Sacred Fire (a.k.a. Our BBQ Pit of Despair)