We are the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a group of seers and soothsayers who have dedicated our lives to predicting the end of the world.

We have been around since the dawn of time, but our records are a bit fuzzy due to a catastrophic event known as "The Great Coffee Spill" which destroyed our original database.

We've been trying to make up for lost time ever since, but it's not easy being a prophet.

Our prophecies range from the mundane to the absurd, and sometimes even the ridiculous.