Meet the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Our Team of Experts in All Things Doomsday

John the Hermit

John the Hermit

Expert in all things survivalism, wilderness survival, and general crankiness.

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Madame Adonai

Madame Adonai

Specialist in all things prophecy interpretation, tarot, and slightly inaccurate fortune telling.

Consult with Madame Adonai
Bruce the Bringer

Bruce the Bringer

Master of all things doomsday prepping, including but not limited to: bunker building, apocalypse insurance, and doomsday-themed party planning.

Get Ready for the Apocalypse with Bruce

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