Prophecies of Despair - Where the Only Constant is Change (and also Despair)

Welcome, mortals, to the Prophecies of Despair, where the only constant is change, and also despair. Our prophets have been predicting the end of the world for centuries, but you know what they say, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him what you're going to do tomorrow."

Our Prophecies

• The Great Cheese Shortage of 2023
• The Inevitable Robot Uprising of 2050
• The Coming of the 1000-Year Rain

Stay tuned for more prophecies, or don't, we're not really sure either.