Prophecy 3: The Great Pizza Heist
Thus spake the Oracle of the Apocalypse: "The time of the Great Pizza Heist is upon us. The skies will grow dark, the seas will boil, and the cheese will be rationed."
"The signs are clear: the delivery guys will be seen riding their scooters into the depths of despair, their pouches empty and their hearts heavy."
"The people will riot, the people will scream, and the people will demand more pepperoni. But alas, it shall not be so."
"The pizza shop of doom shall rise, its gates of steel and fire, its menu a twisted mockery of the culinary arts."
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