It is written in the ancient lore of the Nefarian scriptures that the end times shall arrive with the sound of a thousand bagpipes.
As the great and powerful Nefarius the Unhinged foretold, "Behold, the skies shall turn a deep shade of plaid, and the seas shall boil with the essence of nacho cheese."
On that fateful day, the gods of the realm shall convene in a conference call with the CEOs of the major snack food companies to discuss the impending Ragnarok-themed marketing strategies.
Will you heed the call to arms, or will you succumb to the allure of the coming Ragnarok?
Visit our subpage on Ragnarok Snack Strategies to learn more about surviving the coming apocalypse with style!