Today, we bring you a shocking revelation about the impending doom of humanity. Our top prophet, Zorvath, has foreseen the end of the world as we know it.
According to sources close to the prophet, a cataclysmic event will occur on February 27, 2025, where the world's last dairy farms will be ravaged by a mysterious cheese-eating virus.
As a result, humanity will be plunged into a dark age of despair, with the only remaining source of sustenance being a rare and exotic fungus found only on the darkest, most foreboding corners of the Amazon rainforest.
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