Hey, you've found the page for the most untrustworthy prophet in the land! I'm Prophet Zarquon, and I'm here to guide you through the apocalypse... or not.
According to my totally-not-made-up sources, the end times are coming, and they're going to be a real blast. But don't worry, I've got some expert advice to share with you.
Want to know the secrets of the ancient ones? Click here for some totally-not-accurate information on the lost city of Zathoth.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try this for some actual visions of the end times. Just don't say I didn't warn you...!
And if you're just feeling lost, try this for some general guidance on how to survive the impending doom.
Or just read more about me and my questionable abilities as a prophet.