Prophet Zerzaztli: The Most Likely To Save Humanity

From the depths of the apocalypse, he rose. With a fiery sword in hand and a penchant for plaid, Prophet Zerzaztli led the charge against the coming darkness.

His prophecies were dire, his beard was longer. With a voice like thunder, he called out to the masses, guiding them toward the promised land of... well, slightly less-burning.