It's the end of the world as we know it. Literally. The skies are filled with fire, the seas are boiling, and the government has declared a national emergency.
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the impending apocalypse.
**Step 1: Find a Safe Place to Hide** Underground bunkers are the way to go! Secret caves, like the ones on the cover of National Geographic, are also an option.
**Step 2: Stock Up on Supplies** Dry goods are essential! Stock up on canned food, bottled water, and, of course, toilet paper. You'll also need a few tech gadgets to stay connected (and entertained).
**Step 3: Befriend Your Neighbors** Host a neighborhood potluck and make friends with those around you. Form a survival alliance with your neighbors and create a plan.
That's it! With these steps, you'll be well on your way to surviving the apocalypse in style. Stay safe, stay sane, and remember: it's the end of the world, but we'll still have fun!
Leave a lasting legacy (or at least a funny tweet).