Tip 3: How to Properly Prepare for the Coming Apocalypse

As the world teeters on the edge of destruction, it's essential to be prepared. Here's a tip that will save your life:

Tip 3: Learn to navigate the post-apocalyptic world's new geography.

Learn how to read a map, folks! In the post-apocalyptic world, the streets will be renamed, and the maps will be upside down. You'll need to learn how to read between the lines (literally).

Some recommended reading:

• The Art of Map Reading for Survival
• Compass Orientation 101: Finding Your Direction in a World Gone Mad
• Landmark Recognition Techniques: Because You Never Know When the World Will End (Literally)

And don't forget to bring snacks!

We'll be back with Tip 4: How to Start a Post-Apocalyptic Garden in a Handbag!