Tip 1: Stock up on canned goods and/or granola

Don't be like the other guy, who totally forgot to stock up. He's now stuck with nothing but ramen noodles for 3 months straight. Not pretty.

Trust us, we've done the research. Canned beans and rice are the keys to survival. Duh.

Tip 2: Build a bunker, but not too deep

Don't overdo it, folks. You want to be able to see the sunlight. A bunker's gotta have some windows, right?

Also, don't forget the snacks. We've heard of a guy who forgot the snacks. Tragedy.

You know what they say: "A good band-aid can save lives." We've heard it.

We're not saying you'll need to know how to suture or anything, but a good band-aid can get you through the basics.