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2020-01-01 00:00:00
The Apocalypse was cancelled due to a clerical error.
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2020-01-02 00:00:00
The world's top scientists discovered that the apocalypse was, in fact, just a bad cold.
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2020-01-07 00:00:00
Prophet Epsilon was appointed as the new leader of the post-apocalyptic world.
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2020-01-14 00:00:00
The Great Pizza Shortage of 2020 reached its peak, and the people began to riot.
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2020-01-21 00:00:00
Prophet Epsilon's hair caught on fire during a press conference, and the nation was shocked.