Section 3: The Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy
It's Tuesday, and the world as we knew it has ended. The apocalypse has come and gone, but the real question remains: what happened to all the socks? We're not talking about the apocalypse itself, of course – that's old news. No, we're talking about the Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy.
It started innocently enough, with a lone sock vanishing from the drawer one fateful Tuesday morning. At first, no one suspected a thing. But as the days went by, more and more socks began to disappear. It was as if some sort of dastardly thief had struck the neighborhood, leaving behind only a trail of single, forlorn socks in their wake.