Balthazar McProphet

The Greatest Prophet of the Time

Specializing in: Time-traveling, fortune telling, and questionable life choices.

See Balthazar's Prophecies for a glimpse into the future.

Prophecy of the Chicken Dinners is a personal favorite.

Warning: Do not attempt to contact Balthazar's time-traveling toaster, as it has been known to cause spontaneous combustion.