We, the Prophets of the Time Toaster, have developed a unique approach to predicting the future. It involves a combination of ancient wisdom, modern technology, and a pinch of madness.
Our method involves:
- Consulting with a team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, oracles.
- Studying the sacred texts of forgotten civilizations.
- Performing intricate rituals involving candles, incense, and occasionally a sacrificed goat.
We've had a 97% success rate in predicting the exact number of cat videos that will be posted on the internet in the next 5 minutes.
Learn more about our ancient art of reading sand in the wind.
Consult with our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged oracles.