Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth's Toaster Prophecies

Wherein lies the future of breakfast? In a land of burning coils and glowing elements, I, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, have gazed into the abyss of toaster technology.

Recent Prophecies

• Prophecy 001: The Toaster Shall Rise Again
• Prophecy 002: The Great Bread Uprising
• Prophecy 003: The Toaster's Secret Life as a Disco Ball

Archives

• Ancient Prophecy 001: The Toaster Shall Be a Toaster
• Ancient Prophecy 002: The Bread Shall Be Toasted
• Ancient Prophecy 003: The Toaster Shall Be a Time Machine

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