Updating the Time-Toastery Software: A Journey Through the Ages
As you may know, our beloved Time-Toastery has been running on ancient code, creaky and worn from the trials of countless timelines.
We're excited to announce that we've been working on a major update, codenamed "Chrono-Spark 9000" to bring the Time-Toastery into the 21st century.
With new features like:
- Temporal Toast-Dispersion: Now with more accurate toast dispersal across the timestream!
- Toast-ification 2.0: Our new algorithm ensures a crisper, crunchier toast every time, no matter the timeline!
- Auto-Toaster-Self-Healing: Because even our toaster knows when it's getting a little too old for its own good.
We're proud to say that Chrono-Spark 9000 is now live! Please report any bugs or issues to our Bug-Report page.
Happy toasting, mortals!