Get ready for some wild predictions!
The end is nigh... er, I mean the beginning. The dawn of a new era, where cats rule supreme and humans are their loyal subjects.
Aliens will land on Earth and demand we share our pizza. It's either going to be a peaceful intergalactic pizza party or a culinary war.
The internet will finally reach 100% uptime. No more buffering, no more lag, no more cat videos loading at 2x speed.