Welcome to the humble abode of Prophets Sidekick Sally, the most unlikely of heroes. She's a prophet, but not the one you're thinking of. That's her brother, Bob. He's the boring one.
Prophets Sidekick Sally has a special gift: she can talk to chickens. Not just any chickens, mind you. Only the ones with the most flair.
Her services are in high demand. Well, not really. But she's available to anyone who needs a good egg-laying, feed-pipe-fixing, or existential crisis- resolving. Just don't ask her to fix a toilet.
Want to hire her? Click the links below to learn more!