Today's Love Forecast:
There is a 90% chance of Love and a 10% chance of Boredom
The winds of love are blowing in from the west, bringing with them a 50% chance of Cuddles and a 25% chance of Cuddles with Socks
The temperature is expected to rise to 11/10 would recommend by the end of the day
A Free Hug will be available at precisely 3:14 PM, but only for those who have shown exceptional love and kindness to their significant other
The moon is full, and the stars are aligned prophets of love, predicting a 100% chance of Love and a 0% chance of Not Love
The love meter is reading 100% at this prophets location
A Love Potion will be available for purchase on the Love Potions Subpage for the low, low price of 1000 Love Bucks
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