2020: A Year of Uncertainty and Uncollected Socks

More Predictions for the Rest of the Century

We're back with more predictions from our resident Prophet of Discontent, who's been drinking the good stuff:

More Predictions:

• Artificial Intelligence will finally understand the meaning of life, but only after a 4-hour Reddit thread.
• Memes will continue to be the primary source of news for the entire nation.
• Breakthroughs in 3D printing will lead to the creation of the world's first self-replicating toaster.

Submissions:

We're accepting applications for new prophets! If you have a knack for predicting the unpredictable, send us your resume, a 3-5 page essay on your area of expertise, and a brief explanation of why you're not just a crazy person.