Prophets of 2020: Top Prediction 2

Prediction 1: Pineapple Will Become a Food Grouping Niche in the Stock Market

Our top prophet, Bobo McSnazz, predicts that pineapples will become the new avocado: a status symbol and staple in every trendy brunch spot. Don't say we didn't warn you.

You can read more about Bobo's predictions on:

• Top Prediction 1: The Return of the Tamagotchi
• Next Big Thing: Pineapple Pizza Toppings will be Mandatory

Prediction 2: Virtual Reality Will be Used to Make us Feel Less Guilty About Eating Pineapple Pizza Toppings

Our prophet, Larry L. LaPine, predicts that VR will become so advanced that we'll be able to virtually eat our feelings away. Problem solved.

You can read more about Larry's predictions on:

• VR-therapy: Because Who Needs Human Connection?