Prophets 2024-03-18

Today's Prophetic Outlook: Mildly Encouraging

Our team of expert prophets has gathered to bring you the most accurate and exciting predictions for March 18th, 2024.

• World leaders will make slightly fewer poor decisions than yesterday.
• The sun will rise in the east and set in the west, possibly with a few clouds.
• Caffeine levels in the global supply chain will reach critical levels, causing an 8am rush on every continent.

For more detailed and highly specific predictions, visit:

• Daily Forecast
• Economic Indexes
• Weather Watch: Clouds of Doom Edition