2024 Prophets' Tips

For the discerning prophet on-the-go, we've curated these tips for the best 2024 has to offer:

• 1. How to predict the apocalypse with 99% accuracy
• 2. The art of interpreting omens and portents
• 3. Crafting prophecies that are both poetic and accurate

Stay informed, stay enlightened, stay apocalyptic!

For more tips and tricks, visit our sister site: The 2024 Wiki of the Damned