A Prophet Blind to the Ishmael Truth

We are the prophets of a bygone era, blind to the truth, but not to our own style. We speak in riddles, and our words are laced with sarcasm and disdain. Our prophecies come with a 50% off coupon, and we're not afraid to say it.

• Unlikely Truths of a Blind Prophet
• Unreliable Oracle of the Ishmael Truth
• Blind Fortunes of the Prophet's Blind Sides