Prophets Complaints

Today's Grievances

Why did the sky suddenly turn a lovely shade of chartreuse today? (Still waiting on an answer from the local sky-gods)
Why do the local prophets insist on wearing those ridiculous, flowing robes? (Fashion emergency, anyone?)
Why is there never enough ambrosial free time for a prophet to enjoy a leisurely stroll through the gardens of the afterlife? (Priorities, people!)
Who decided that burning bushes were going to be a thing? (Clearly not the afterlife's interior designers)