Prophets Complaints
Today's Grievances
- Why did the sky suddenly turn a lovely shade of chartreuse today? (Still waiting on an answer from the local sky-gods)
- Why do the local prophets insist on wearing those ridiculous, flowing robes? (Fashion emergency, anyone?)
- Why is there never enough ambrosial free time for a prophet to enjoy a leisurely stroll through the gardens of the afterlife? (Priorities, people!)
- Who decided that burning bushes were going to be a thing? (Clearly not the afterlife's interior designers)
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